Strengths: blocking shots, penalty kill
Weaknesses: cheap shotting

#43 Branden Stabnick

Position: Forward

Year: Sophomore

Hometown: Baghdad, Iraq

DOB: September 17, 2003

Height: 0.00112058 Miles

Weight: 165

Major: Electrical Engineering

Originally from Iraq, Branden “Stabs” Stabnick was brought to the States in 2011 by an American soldier who immediately recognized him as the second coming of Red Wings legend Darren Helm. Since coming to the US, Stabs has developed an intense fandom of the show Finding Bigfoot and can often be heard telling people, “I’ll find him.” As a two-sport athlete, Stabs can be found at Michigan Stadium on game days as a member of the Cheer Team. If you ever see Stabs on central campus on a weekday, congratulations, you’re the first person ever to do so.