Weaknesses: alumni dating his sister
#62 Ethan Bittner
Position: Defense
Year: Sophomore
Hometown: Santa Rosa, CA
DOB: May 25, 2004
Height: 6’1″
Weight: 185
Major: Dairy Science
Ethan “Milkman” Bittner is a sophomore defenseman who recently transferred from the University of California-Santa Barbara. Ethan leads the team in fine-worthy quotes and orifices utilized. Ethan hopes to one day open his own self-produced dairy farm alongside his future brother-in-law, Alumni Jimmy “Horse” Nelles.