Strengths: hard shot, physical
Weaknesses: alumni dating his sister

#62 Ethan Bittner

Position: Defense

Year: Sophomore

Hometown: Santa Rosa, CA

DOB: May 25, 2004

Height: 6’1″

Weight: 185

Major: Dairy Science

Ethan “Milkman” Bittner is a sophomore defenseman who recently transferred from the University of California-Santa Barbara. Ethan leads the team in fine-worthy quotes and orifices utilized. Ethan hopes to one day open his own self-produced dairy farm alongside his future brother-in-law, Alumni Jimmy “Horse” Nelles.