Weaknesses: sunlight
#30 Grant Neuhardt
Position: Goalie
Year: Sophomore
Hometown: Traverse City, MI
DOB: April 18, 2004
Height: 6’1″
Weight: 165
Major: Spontaneous Haiku Composition
After conquering the Sun God in the offseason, sophomore goalie Grant “G-daddy” Neuhardt is back and ready to conquer his next challenge, the ACHA. Originally supposed to be born as a triplet, Grant consumed his two sibling fetuses in the womb, to which he attributes his abnormal strength and IQ. Grant hopes to one day rule the world so he can outlaw the use of headlights, making what he calls “stealth mode” mandatory.