Strengths: breakaways, aggressiveness
Weaknesses: anger

#35 Martynas Jurciukonis

Position: Reverse Cowboy

Year: Freshman

Hometown: Naperville, IL

DOB: December 8, 2004

Height: 5’10”

Weight: 165

Major: Chinese

Martynas “MJ” “Michael Jordan” Jurciukonis is a freshman goalie hailing from the great state of Illinois (it’s not that great). MJ is easily agitated, famously racking up 16 penalty minutes during the season before his ACHA debut. If provoked, he will curse at you in his native tongue, Lithuanian. When he’s not stopping pucks, MJ can be found attending flat-earther conventions and playing with his detailed collection of antique clocks.