Weaknesses: puberty
#22 Matthew Mogle
Position: Forward
Year: Junior
Hometown: Jackson, MI
DOB: December 6, 2002
Height: 5’9″
Weight: 155
Major: Yodeling
As a child, Matthew “Fratstar” “Matthew Frat” “Fratty Matty” Mogle led the Jackson Elementary School Choir to a world championship with his incredible soprano voice. He was once described as “the songbird of his generation.” Unfortunately, puberty hit Matthew hard and ravaged his once pristine pipes. Now, Matthew uses his vocal cords to randomly yell “Full Send” and to tell strangers, “Saturdays are ferda boys.”