Weaknesses: women
#77 Sebastian Culver
Position: Simp
Year: we’re not entirely sure
Hometown: Visalia, CA
DOB: February 25, 2001
Height: 5’7″
Weight: 1.97 Maanas’
Major: Golf Course Management
Sebastian “Sebi” “Seabass” “Sebs” “Old Yeller” Culver is a speedy winger who loves nothing more than to score some goals. As the team’s former travel coordinator, Sebi has put his acquired knowledge to use, keeping the boys hydrated and entertained after weekend games. An avid fan of all 32 NHL teams, Sebi refuses to commit his allegiance to one, similar to his dating life. Subsequently, Sebi has recently changed his relationship status to ‘down bad.’
Sebastian’s favorite hobbies include drinking copious amounts of wine on Tuesday nights, complaining about his fantasy football team, and improvised outdoor rock wall climbing.