#1 Griffin Keighron
Position: Goaltender
Year: Sophomore
Hometown: Rochester, MI
Height: 7′ 1″
Weight: 172 Jars of Jam
Major: Organic Studies
Griffin Keighron (pronounced “keiran,” unfortunately) would probably be the most positive guy on the team if it wasn’t for his hatred of inorganic jams and breads. Griffin’s favorite historical figure is Mansa Musa, not only because of his cool name but also because of his ability to accrue wealth through gold and salt in Africa in the 14th century. If Griffin could give one message to America’s youth, it would be to avoid being shackled and be wary of celebration.