Strengths: cherry-picking, goal-scoring
Weaknesses: bouncy houses, back-checking

#88 Ryan Williams

Position: Forward

Year: Senior

Hometown: Huntington, NY

DOB: June 28, 2002

Height: 5’8.75″

Weight: 165

Major: Puppet Arts

Ryan “Willy Wonka” “Fiend” Williams is a highly skilled forward who played squirt major as a 9 year old. Despite reports of him being “bought in” this season, Willy was not seen for months after his seemingly career-ending knee injury suffered during a bouncy house race at the beginning of the school year. A Long Island native, Willy cannot help but weep every time he hears a Billy Joel song.