#43 Branden Stabnick

Position: Forward

Year: Junior

Hometown: New Baltimore, MI

DOB: September 17, 2003

Height: 5’10”

Weight: 180lb

Major: Comic Book History

Known for his infatuations with large matresses, you will find Branden “Stabs” “Stabby Wabby” Stabnick dead in a ditch before you find him in a twin bed. Since recently moving off North Campus and down to “the big city”, Stabs has revealed he has mixed feelings of urban society. Often viewed as being the Robin to Nathan Pryzsiecki’s Batman, Stabs can’t wait for him to graduate so he can have the spotlight for himself. Stabs’ true passion project is building a hamster wheel large enough to power his house.