
#39 Derek Scholten
Position: Tendy
Year: Grad
Hometown: Hudsonville, MI
DOB: February 5, 2002
Height: 6’0″
Weight: 190 lbs
Major: Cloud Watching
Derek “D-Rock” “D-Rizz” “D-Money” Scholten is one our few grad students on the team. When he isn’t warning everyone else on the team about rising sea levels, he likes to spend his free time crafting up his next parlay that is a “Certified Lock.” Due to the fact that he will likely spend the rest of his life in gambling-induced financial misery, Derek has set his sights on working in a coal mine to cover his failed parlays.