#39 Derek Scholten

Position: Tendy

Year: Grad

Hometown: Hudsonville, MI

DOB: February 5, 2002

Height: 6’0″

Weight: 190 lbs

Major: Cloud Watching

Derek “D-Rock” “D-Rizz” “D-Money” Scholten is one our few grad students on the team. When he isn’t warning everyone else on the team about rising sea levels, he likes to spend his free time crafting up his next parlay that is a “Certified Lock.” Due to the fact that he will likely spend the rest of his life in gambling-induced financial misery, Derek has set his sights on working in a coal mine to cover his failed parlays.