
#62 Ethan Bittner
Position: Defense
Year: Junior
Hometown: Santa Rosa, CA
DOB: May 25, 2004
Height: 6’0″
Weight: 185lb
Major: Dairy Production
Ethan “Bitts” Bittner is from sunny California, which honestly explains a lot. As he prepares to study abroad in Paris next semester, Ethan has recently begun being unpleasant to be around and showering just once a week in hopes to fit in to the local Parisian culture better when he arrives. A famed hater of FedEx, Ethan hopes to one day work as a deliveryman for his favorite company: UPS.