#35 Martynas Jurciukonis
Position: Reverse Cowboy
Year: Rookie
Hometown: Naperville, IL
Height: 5′ 4″
Weight: 286
Major: Anger Management
Martynas “M” “MJ” Jurciukonis works at Ray Fisher Stadium. MJ admires his celebrity look-alike, Jon Jones, and hopes to one day be the pound-for-pound strongest guy on the team. Please congratulate MJ on the completion of his tumultuous journey to find an internship. He will be interning this summer at Pearson Hardman, where we will probably challenge every employee to fight because he is stronger than them (he claims he can bench 225, but his back is hurting right now, so he can’t show you).